| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Emeralds Found: | 9516 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9746 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3899 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 949 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
