BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	28148	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	71	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	50216
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mines Excavated:	4319
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	1616
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?