| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5937 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Votes: | 4657 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 5060 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?
But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?
Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4040 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3536 |
join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!
so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6076 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 120 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Server Overview |
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| My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience. |
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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9208 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!
Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!
Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!
Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 344952 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.
So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2377 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5060 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Votes: | 955 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 139 |
our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5893 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3150 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Server Type | Survival (Java) |
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| Modifications | Slightly modded terrain generation |
| Teams | Small teams or individual players |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| IP | svsurvival.feathermc.gg |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.
A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.
A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.
A: The server owner is Enplo.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6747 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 414 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!
Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!
