BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first just to try it out. And don’t even get us started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Looking to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will have you soaring through the game like never before.

And if you’re wondering where to get Tynan’s amazing book, just head to Amazon and prepare to be amazed. As for Rimworld, you can try it out first on a website that sounds like it’s straight out of a pirate’s dream.

Don’t forget to check out our new patch notes and mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy guide that will have you modding like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, bugs, and plenty of fun!