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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

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  • DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

    DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

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    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

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  • CreeperRoastsMC

    CreeperRoastsMC

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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  • TrumpCraft: Truth Edition

    TrumpCraft: Truth Edition

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    so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Wet Bones, Active Teeth!

    Wet Bones, Active Teeth!

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    join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.

    also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.

    if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • Carbon Crunch – Plant Panic

    Carbon Crunch – Plant Panic

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    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PLANTS BE LOSIN’ APPETITE FOR CARBON DIOXIDE CUZ DEY ALL LIKE “NAH, WE GOOD” πŸ˜‚πŸŒΏπŸŒ±

    WE REACHED PEAK CARBON DIOXIDE SEQUESTRATION IN 2008 BUT NOW DEY BE LIKE “NAH, I’M FULL” πŸ˜‚πŸŒ

    COME JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA PLANTS FROM BEIN’ TOO FULL OF CARBON DIOXIDE, OR ELSE WE GONNA HAVE A RUNAWAY CLIMATE BREAKDOWN AND AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸŒͺ️

    SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE DA HERO DAT DA PLANTS NEED, OR ELSE WE ALL GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE πŸ˜‚πŸŒΏπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ #SAVEPLANTS #CARBONDIET #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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