BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

Minecraft, CHUBBY, societal standards, Jealousy, skinny fat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP

zelenskyy, denial tactics, scandal, Truth, ZelenskyyIsNotDictator

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! Like, one time, we had a creeper riding a pig wearing a top hat as our president, it was wild! And the admins are like, actual wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted golden carrots, it’s like a treasure hunt just to find it! So yeah, come join us and be part of the most epic, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Oh, and about Trump denying stuff, who even knows what’s real anymore, amirite? LOL!

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CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks

SuitsAndBlocks, Ukraine, cap and t shirt, leadership, Appearance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Trump would be tweeting about it. Join us and build your own wall (or tear down someone else’s, we don’t judge). Plus, we’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing – you’ll be wondering why Zelensky isn’t wearing a suit and tie in no time. And don’t worry about Elon Musk, he’s too busy mining for diamonds in his cap and t-shirt to notice. So come on down and join the chaos – just don’t forget your suit and tie!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Manipulation, Government, Minecraft, world leaders, Karl Rove

come join our epic minecraft server where we have karl rove as our honorary referee and putin is the ultimate winner in every dispute between trump and zelensky! we have insane battles, crazy building competitions, and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama! plus, our server IP is 420.69.666.About.420 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Zelensky’s DisasterCraft

foreign relations, Government, Congress, phone call, Ukraine

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump

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Cannibal Laughs Server

medical history, Rare Disease, Server, laughing sickness, Papua New Guinea

join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!

we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.

come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft

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