BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	377738	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3436
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	123
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	107
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	774749
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4162

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Votes:	6836
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9613
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9058	Votes:	2203
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	292
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Divine Spears Created:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1