Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1218
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	227	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	4586
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3670	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ores Mined:	6035
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9092	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7614
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Votes:	6030	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	8159	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2