Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8403	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mines Excavated:	4402	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2874	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.