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DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Farms Harvested:	128	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	167
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	9883	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	447
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	828549
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	686562
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	636
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Emeralds Found:	5019	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	4437	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Emeralds Found:	4473	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41