| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7804 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 610 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1194 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1920 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1873 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6780 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5341 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2011 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6345 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4821 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4694 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
