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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	New Chunks Explored:	878030
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	184
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	288	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	399	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6906

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	191	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5024	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	1893	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	5351	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
New Chunks Explored:	429742	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3053	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	104/100	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1