| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3865 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 527 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 9959 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?
But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?
Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Emeralds Found: | 966 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Votes: | 7523 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 9329 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 451 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9955 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Server Type | Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP |
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| Community Focus | Communal spirit for collaboration |
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3081 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 660 | Ores Mined: | 7131 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2897 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6301 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3622 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 139 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 975 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 460 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7961 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1744 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
