Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total free-for-all! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and ridiculousness at every turn.

Join us if you want to see your favorite J-pop idols turned into pixelated blockheads and forced to mine diamonds for your amusement. That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground bunker filled with unsuspecting idols just waiting to be exploited for your gain.

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those baka gaijins who’s boss. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft. Zehaha!!! 🤣🎮🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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