Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total free-for-all! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and ridiculousness at every turn.

Join us if you want to see your favorite J-pop idols turned into pixelated blockheads and forced to mine diamonds for your amusement. That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground bunker filled with unsuspecting idols just waiting to be exploited for your gain.

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those baka gaijins who’s boss. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft. Zehaha!!! 🤣🎮🔥

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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