Baine SMP: A Not-So-Spicy Vanilla Experience

Server Type	Simple Vanilla SMP
Datapacks	/trigger
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Shopping district, community Iron farm, Nether roof hub
Requirements	Must be 18+
Discord	Join our Discord

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4046
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	320	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	4916
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Villages Defended:	16

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	511
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

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