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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5765 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!