New Minecraft Servers

BaguetteCraft: Where Creeper explosions are just a minor inconvenience!

BaguetteCraft: Where Creeper explosions are just a minor inconvenience!

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where French players show off their bravery by taking on dragons with nothing but a baguette, Italian players always tell the truth (even when it’s about stealing diamonds), and Spanish players are so white, they blind their enemies with their sheer glow.

But wait, there’s more! German players are known for their unwavering heterosexuality, British players have teeth so shiny they blind anyone who dares to challenge them, and Chinese players craft items with such quality that even the Ender Dragon is impressed.

American players are so thin, they can slip through the smallest of caves, Serbian players are all about peace and love (unless you mess with their redstone creations), and Chilean players are constantly developing new and innovative ways to dominate the game.

And let’s not forget about Brazilian players, who show humanity by rescuing all the lost animals in the game, Mexican players who whip up the most delicious virtual tacos you’ve ever tasted, and Polish players who outsmart everyone with their intelligence.

Japanese players are known for their rebellious nature, Irish players never touch a drop of virtual alcohol, and Ukrainian players always have a strategy up their sleeves.

Finnish players are the life of the party, Argentine players have a unique shade of brown that makes them stand out in a crowd, and Israeli players have the most legitimate claims to all the land they conquer.

And last but not least, Czech players dress as nuns and roam the land, spreading peace and harmony wherever they go. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Total Anarchy

    Total Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience True Minecraft Survival!

    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Features Details
    Massive World World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
    Minimal Rules Only rule is no hacking
    Pure Gameplay No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
    Hardcore Survival Awaits Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

    Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

    A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

    A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

    Q: Is there any teleportation available?

    A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

    Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

    In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

    Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

    Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

    So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

    SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

    Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

    Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

    DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

    But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

    New Minecraft Server
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