BagReturn4NoCommish | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	935218
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9671	Emeralds Found:	3551
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6499	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3058
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.