BagReturn4NoCommish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	5502	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	762460	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	568737	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	1274

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Void Armor Forged:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1038
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!