Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	183703
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	975883

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1951	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6100
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7