Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

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  • FamilyEvictionCraft

    FamilyEvictionCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the craziness of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

    Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.

    And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.

    So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!

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  • IntelliCraft SMP: Big Brain Time

    IntelliCraft SMP: Big Brain Time
    Lol, bro, you wanna get smarter? Join our Minecraft SMP! We got all the brain-boosting activities you need, like building giant brain sculptures and solving redstone puzzles that will make you feel like Einstein on steroids. Plus, our resident genius villager will teach you how to speak in binary code and calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius. Trust me, after spending some time on our server, you’ll be so smart that even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your help with its math homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power to over 9000!

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  • GovtVacayCraft

    GovtVacayCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

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  • CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

    CrutchBatt Minecraft Server
    lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

    if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

    come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

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  • CraftyMuskBlameWokism

    CraftyMuskBlameWokism
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!

    our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.

    one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

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