Bagel Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	274	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9758	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Farms Harvested:	792	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	125969
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	160	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2451	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9861
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	1699	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	6236	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	603
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5513

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	New Chunks Explored:	144167
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4