Bagel Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	589217

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	268
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Emeralds Found:	5030
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	106364

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1616
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	2019
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7257	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984930

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	62

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	188	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22