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UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1986
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	2987
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	3798
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2660
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	136

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	3998	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	2717
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	170956
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6084	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magic Items Found:	1619	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3624	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2533	Players Killed by Monsters:	8518
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1412
Potions Brewed:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	131

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2837	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5216	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Votes:	9686	Epic Weapons Forged:	7