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Players: 90/600 Votes: 7021
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Crops Grown: 2182 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

    Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 635
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

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  • CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

    CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 280595 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

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  • BagHuntPeakTimeGF

    BagHuntPeakTimeGF
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7644
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

    We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

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  • NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2321
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Animals Bred: 176
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ores Mined: 7762
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

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  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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  • LouvreLand Minecraft Server

    LouvreLand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2071
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

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  • HolocaustHavocMC

    HolocaustHavocMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1697
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 285 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 940

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    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

    Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2700
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

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    join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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  • Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

    Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 803
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 274
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

    imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

    our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4054
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Crops Grown: 6446 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8398 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

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    IP MC.LVRPG.NET
    Java Version 1.21.1

    Overview

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

    2. What are the available classes in the server?

    There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

    3. Are there different races to play as?

    Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

    4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

    There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

    5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

    There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

    6. Is there a deity system in the game?

    Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

    7. How often are updates released on the server?

    The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

    8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

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  • Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

    Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 6902
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

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    OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

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  • PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

    PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5149
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

    Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

    Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

    So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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  • PowerWasherPals4Eva

    PowerWasherPals4Eva
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1400
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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  • SmartypantsMC SMP

    SmartypantsMC SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 144
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

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    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 95
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6153 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Potions Brewed: 198
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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