BagCraft Server – Where Pixels Meet Laughs

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	194	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	2823
Ores Mined:	1010	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	898868
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Farms Harvested:	276	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4275
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	655947	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	2923	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1785	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1464
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	2892
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	181	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5