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Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2286	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5105
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	333	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	131
New Chunks Explored:	562041	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	3500	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crops Grown:	4837
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5845	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9496
Dimension Hops:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	1469
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Towns Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension Hops:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Enchantments Applied:	158
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9