BafflingFactsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with its outrageous features!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7622	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1631

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	6356	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5996
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9747

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	1467
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!