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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9319 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 6373 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities! You can hide from enemies, blend in with the landscape, or just snack on yourself when you get hungry.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out golden apples. It’s a real thing, we swear!