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Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5518	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	640	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchantments Applied:	203
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	641	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	321418	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	110	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4