BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

Affection, babe, baby, BaeCraft, Beloved, boo, Boyfriend, Call, Darling, Dear, Diamond, endearment, Honey, husband, love, Male, Men, miner, names, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, sweetheart

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	193
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4204	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Items Found:	5021	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Emeralds Found:	616
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4493

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Votes:	6769	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8617	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9436
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	220	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!