BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

Affection, babe, baby, BaeCraft, Beloved, boo, Boyfriend, Call, Darling, Dear, Diamond, endearment, Honey, husband, love, Male, Men, miner, names, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, sweetheart

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	3785
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4570
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	9770
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3111	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	422
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	5770	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	2424	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	931185	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3341
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	9835
Magic Crystals Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4497
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	342949
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	6846

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8417	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	3111	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?