BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

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IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

Features	Description
Drama-Free and Inclusive Community	Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist	Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
Impeccable Performance	Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
Engaging Events and Activities	Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

Join the Best Online Community

At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

Get Started Today!

Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	8589	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Divine Spears Created:	15
Towns Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpearCraft: Alien History

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelMods

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PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.