BadWolfMC: Where even the wolves can’t believe they’re not banned yet!

BADLION, BadWolfMC, banned, Bed wars, bedrock, Chicago, Diamond, Discord, eco-friendly, Eula, Fabric, Forge, gamersafer, java, Lightloader, lunar client, mojang, mug, Network, optifine, Theyre, Wolves, x-ray

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	152
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Website	BadWolfMC

Highlights

Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer
State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone
Integrated Discord server
Java-Bedrock Crossplay
Recurring events and tournaments
Dungeons, quests, and vaults with prizes
Multiple protection options for builds
Player Shops & Jobs
Public farms and resource worlds
Greylisted server

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have fun. We are laid-back and encourage feedback from users.

Membership Application Required

Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older.
Can I use client mods?	Only Optifine is allowed, other mods are prohibited.
How can I protect my builds?	There are multiple protection options available for builds.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6966
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	986193	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	8566	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	5

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Ores Mined:	5516
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8162	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	189597	Dragons Tamed:	6

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6452	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2954
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4420
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!