Badlion Network | New Minecraft Servers

River Rave Minecraft Server

Adventure, beauty, Destination, drop me, Escape, Explore, Flowing, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, rave, Reflection, river, Scenic, Serene, Server, take me, Tranquil, travel, Water

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, come on down to our server where we’ll literally drop you in the water! That’s right, forget about starting on land like a normal player, we’ll throw you right into the deep end and see if you can swim your way to survival.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

Insert Yourself Minecraft Server

Avatar, collab, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cuck, Entertainment, Fan, Gaming, Idol, insert, internet celebrity, Male, male vtuber, Minecraft, ONLINE, Oshi, Roleplay, self insert, Server, Streamer, virtual, Vtuber

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Are you tired of feeling like a cuck when your favorite vtuber collabs with males? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the male vtuber of your dreams! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can collab with anyone you want, without any jealousy or drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly vtuber who will teach you how to build the most epic virtual stage for your streams. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate male vtuber sensation!

Minecraft SMP: Can’t You Just Marry A Chinese Woman Already? Why Keep Your Diamond Sword?

Chinese, Chinese woman, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, Diamond, family approval, family dynamics, Family Support, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage decisions., marriage delays, marriage pressure, marriage timing, Marry, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental influence, Parental Pressure, relationship choices, smp, societal norms, sword, traditional values, WOMAN

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Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to settle down and start a family? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find your perfect Chinese wife in-game, no need to deal with real-life dating drama. Plus, our server is full of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to tie the pixelated knot with you. So what are you waiting for? Say “I do” to our SMP today!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meat, and broth in a pot and simmering them together. It is a comfort food enjoyed by people around the world and comes in a wide variety of flavors and textures. Soup is often served as a starter or main course and is known for its nourishing and warming qualities.

AND Factions

Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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OG Factions description coming soon

Server is releasing December 1st: @ 5 PM EST

6 man teams 15 power limit land claim = 5 power death = loss of 3 power

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HLrp.aternos.me Minecraft server

Adventure, Adventure Map, Alliance, black mesa, city, Community, discord server, FANTASY, Gaming, HLrp, huge city, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, rebel, Revenholm, Roleplay, Server, Whitelist, whitelist server

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Here you can become a Rebel or an Alliance, or whatever you want 🙂 The city is sooo huge, you can directly get to Revenholm by another road, and not through the eastern black mesa. I didn’t create the map, I just downloaded it. Join our discord server! And get on the whitelist, and you can play on the server. Good luck!

HLrp.aternos.me

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

base building, blocky, building game, colony management, construction game, Escape, factorio, indie game, isometric game, management game, Minecraft, prison architect, prison builder, prison management, prison simulation, Prison Tycoon, Resource Management, rimworld, sandbox game, Server, simulation game, strategy game, survival game, top down game

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Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

Adventure, Archive, behind blue eyes edition, blocks, Blue, EYES, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fauna of the Forest, full length, general, greentext, JKs, Marine’s Perfect Math Class, Minecraft, Novels, Rentry, shitposts, Shubalter, smp, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, writing fanfiction, Writing General, writing thread

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildering, bewilderment, Chaos, confusion, Disarray, discombobulated, disconcerting, Disorder, disorganized, disoriented, disturbed, flustered, Minecraft, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, smp, Troubled, TURMOIL, uncertainty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

Among, battle, Characters, Combat, debate, doomguy, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, Powerful, Reboot, Server, SETTLE, Shooter, showdown, STRONG, video games, warrior

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	1131	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Towns Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8593	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	548986	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	3693	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2453
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7629	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5255
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3871

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Enchantments Applied:	257	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crops Grown:	1344
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2