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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9339 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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