BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2546
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7123	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ores Mined:	4610

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	929
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1049	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	2753	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8279	Players Killed by Monsters:	7027
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	1147	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3437
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	291
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3371	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!