New Minecraft Servers

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BBC, beauty, Compliment, Enchanted, fashion, girl, look good, OFFENDED, offended by appearance suggestion, offended by bbc, offended by beauty advice, offended by compliment, offended by fashion suggestion, offended by opinion, offended by pairing suggestion, offended by style comment, offended girl, offended reaction, paired, PIXEL, reaction, Realm, Style

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why? Because we don’t get offended over anything, even if you suggest weird stuff like pairing up with a blocky black cat! We’re all about that crazy, no-holds-barred fun here! So come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no judgment zone, bro!

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BlockyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockyBoyfriend, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, emotional intelligence, emotional labor, Expectations, Gender Roles, housework, Laundry, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Server, stress, teamwork, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the only one doing housework in your relationship. On our server, everyone pitches in to clean up creeper explosions and cook up some delicious virtual meals. No more feeling like you’re the only one carrying the load – here, everyone pulls their weight (even the virtual cats!).

Imagine a world where your partner doesn’t complain about the state of the virtual wardrobe or leave a pile of virtual laundry for you to deal with. On our server, teamwork makes the dream work, and you’ll never have to hear “still looks like stuff exploded in there” ever again.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole virtual community ready to have your back? Let’s build, mine, and adventure together – because on our server, everyone is a team player (even the virtual cats)!

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WeatherCheckMC

CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, family, feelings, future plans, Gaslighting, group dynamics, group sessions, group trip, intelligence, misunderstandings, Offense, Packing, Preparation, Professional help, Siblings, trip, weather, WeatherCheckMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the weather on my ill-fated trip with my sibling and their spouse? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!

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HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP

80s, 90s, all time, artist, catchy, chart topper, classic, Greatest, Hit single, HitWonderSMP, memorable, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Nostalgia, one hit wonder, pop, Popular, radio hit, smp, song, top 40, viral

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower

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AccentCraft

AccentCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, corporate exodus, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic impact, foreign policy, Geopolitics, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international business, international relations, Invasion, Minecraft, Moscow, political tensions, price to pay, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, western companies

So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.
If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

Alliance, Brazil, brics, BRICSCraft, China, confusion, Diplomacy, emerging economies, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global power, India, international relations, Politics, russia, Scared, south africa, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, uncertainty in leadership, united states, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway 😂🤣 our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots 🥾🥾 come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures 🌍💥 who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia 😎 join now and let’s make minecraft great again! 🚀🔥

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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

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so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!
and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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Near Vanilla

1.21.2-1.21.4, admin team, Biomes, Communication, Community, cooperative builds, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, java, Pick, Play styles, Player competitions, season 5, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Survival, sword, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Description	Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun.
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord

Apply through Discord here

Yaoi Oasis 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, bl, boys love, diverse relationships, fanfiction, fictional love, fujoshi, gay romance, guilty pleasure, Japanese culture, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, love is love, Manga, Oasis, Otaku, queer, romantic relationships, shipping, taboo, yaoi

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your favorite yaoi fanfic, then you gotta join this server!
We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!

And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!

So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!

Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!

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MineCrafty Coworker Server

Colleague, Commission, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coworker, customer satisfaction, customer service, employee relations, Frustration, job duties, job performance, Management, minecrafty, phone calls, Professionalism, receptionist, sales orders, Server, team dynamics, work environment, work responsibilities, Workplace

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.
Join us and experience a world where you can build to your heart’s content, mine for diamonds without any annoying phone calls interrupting you, and explore vast landscapes without any receptionist transferring you to the wrong person.

Forget about commission-hungry customer service reps and annoying phone calls – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only calls you’ll be answering are the ones from your fellow players asking you to team up for an epic adventure!

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HangryCraft

Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dinner, disagreement, eat out, Etiquette, family, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, group outing, HangryCraft, last minute, loyalty, outing, Plans, Restaurant, Scheduling, socializing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayals, alliances, and unexpected twists!
Just like the OP’s friends couldn’t agree on a restaurant, you’ll find yourself torn between different factions on our server. Will you stick with your Minecraft buddies or ditch them for a new group of players? The choice is yours!

But be warned – just like the OP’s friends are mad at them for choosing to hang out with their girlfriend’s family, you might face some backlash for your decisions on our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?

Join now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, friendship, and Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

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SnackAttackMC SMP

ate, Breakfast, Calling, craving, Creative, dessert, Dinner, Food, funny, humor, Identity, imagination, last thing, long tail tag, lunch, Meal, name based, Nickname, smp, snack, SnackAttackMC, Tag

Haha, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day, we had a chicken jousting tournament and I swear, my boy Steve rode a pig like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we had last week, it was wild.
But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.

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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!

american independence, BELIEF, British control, Conflict, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk opinions, Elon Musk quotes, Elons, geopolitical tensions, History, hot, international relations, nationalism, patriotism, Pointless, Politics, russia, RussiaCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did.

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NATO-End Minecraft Server

Defense, defense spending, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global affairs, international relations, Merz, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOEnd, Politics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Warning

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”
we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.

join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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