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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 202 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
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So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!