BaconSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	6530
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9215
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	9770
Enchantments Applied:	186	Mines Excavated:	2652
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ores Mined:	4929	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4467	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	10

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	139	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	85	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	593	Runes Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2