BaconCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	8004
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Towns Built:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	6265	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	New Chunks Explored:	347420
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	3813	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Star Shards Collected:	153
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1791	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mines Excavated:	2715	Crops Grown:	8289
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	1391	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0