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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Towns Built: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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