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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 533 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.