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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 771 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.