BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Magic Items Found:	3804

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7060

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minekampf Minecraft server

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2552

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

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Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	8041
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!