Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	4796	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mines Excavated:	3355	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	167755	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.