Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

1999, anniversary, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, Edition, English, Event, Ezra Theodore, Future, gacha saving, general, Gift codes, insight materials, lols, rate-up banners, Regulus, RPG, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, Trailer, turn based, voice acting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ores Mined:	9048	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2429	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6587
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	2238
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5652
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	61	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	4884	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	2458	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3182	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Emeralds Found:	7746	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	3859	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!