New Minecraft Servers

BabyWatchMC Server

BabyWatchMC Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

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  • PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

    PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

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    “LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

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  • Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

    Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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    Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

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  • Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

    Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyMomXmasGift

    CraftyMomXmasGift

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

    We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

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  • MomSaysImAGamerKid

    MomSaysImAGamerKid

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    If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

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