Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1799
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 474
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1958 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magic Items Found: 2812

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Animals Bred: 47 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 329229
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Emeralds Found: 3675
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Farms Harvested: 772
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 266 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Star Shards Collected: 224
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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