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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8741 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2294 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Crops Grown: | 3834 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!