New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 90/200 Votes: 4805
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Emeralds Found: 4038 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).

Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!

But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

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